| What is your favorite section of the Donkey Show? |
| The Donkey |
 10.5% |
| Bizzy Nut |
5.3% |
| Hot pictures of women fucking animals |
36.8% |
| The movies |
15.8% |
| Beer labels |
5.3% |
| vacation photos, pictures of
Emelia,photos of Sean's house, etc. |
10.5% |
| Chintz |
15.8% |
|
| What do you like most about Chintz? |
| his figure |
 0% |
| his ability to bite people on the back of the leg |
10% |
| his hypnotic eyes |
35% |
| his odor |
10% |
| his unnatural fear of spheroids |
10% |
| the fur he leaves on my clothes |
5% |
| Chintz |
30% |
|
| Who is your favorite member of Bizzy
Nut? |
| Beelay |
 5% |
| Kayvaan |
5% |
| Ted |
0% |
| Their Webmaster |
15% |
| Chintz |
75% |
|
| Where should Bizzy Nut play next? |
| Ivy Room |
 10% |
| Bear's Lair |
25% |
| Canada |
40% |
| Casa de Nut |
10% |
| Chintz |
15% |
|
| Why is Mendel derogating? |
| Because nothing ever works the way he'd like |
 0% |
| Asking Mendel not to derogate is like asking Chintz not to bite your ankle. |
20% |
| Because he's a whiny little bitch |
35% |
| Who the hell is Matt
Mendel? |
20% |
| Why is this question about MENDEL derogating? Why do you always
pick on Mendel? Is that fair? noooooooo |
5% |
| Chintz |
20% |
| "I'm a little disappointed in the results,
to be honest." - Matt Mendel, 03-25-2000 |
gotta suggestion for a poll? 
