Meet The Band

Bill

Kayvaan "skins" Ghassemieh

Ted

guitar

drums

bass

This action shot displays Beelay's bent mind undergoing twin-reverb wah-wah, phase-shifting, Turbo-Rat distortion treatment. Where's my whiskey?! DY-NO-MITE! In this picture, Kayvaan is channelling the spirit of drummer Bill Martin. You can always tell when someone is channelling because their eyes glow red. "But Bill Martin isn't dead," you may say (and for once in your life you would be right). Kayvaan is also wearing leopard bikini briefs, but I don't hear you complaining about that! click on my head. Click it! God damn, it's my alter ego; did you see me in The Beasmaster? I was huge. I think it's time to talk with Sweet Mother Booze, do a little jamming. But first, a haiku:
Maples in autumn,
brittle leaves drift with the breeze;
Mmmm... Bizzy Nut good.

Bill	Kayvaan "skins" Ghassemieh	Ted

guitar	drums	bass
This action shot displays Beelay's bent mind undergoing twin-reverb wah-wah, phase-shifting, Turbo-Rat distortion treatment. Where's my whiskey?! DY-NO-MITE!	In this picture, Kayvaan is channelling the spirit of drummer Bill Martin. You can always tell when someone is channelling because their eyes glow red. "But Bill Martin isn't dead," you may say (and for once in your life you would be right). Kayvaan is also wearing leopard bikini briefs, but I don't hear you complaining about that!	click on my head. Click it! God damn, it's my alter ego; did you see me in The Beasmaster? I was huge. I think it's time to talk with Sweet Mother Booze, do a little jamming. But first, a haiku: Maples in autumn, brittle leaves drift with the breeze; Mmmm... Bizzy Nut good.